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WTF, Spirit?!
A 30-minute prerecorded intuitive troubleshooting session for when the vibes are weird and your guides have gone suspiciously quiet.
Ever feel like Spirit left you on read? Like the universe was sending signs, and then suddenly… static?
“WTF, Spirit?!” is your cosmic tech-support call — part diagnostic, part pep talk, part gentle roast from your higher self.
We’ll explore what’s really happening behind the glitch — whether it’s burnout in disguise, crossed wires with your team, or a deeper shift asking you to tune in differently.
Along the way, I’ll do a Spirit Guide Check-In to see who’s reaching out, how they support you, the lessons they’re helping you learn, and how to communicate with them better.
Because sometimes the message isn’t missing — it’s just trying to come through on a new frequency.
You’ll finish with clarity, giggles, and grounded guidance to help reset your connection.
✨ What It Does
Diagnoses the block — energy leak, wrong timeline, confusing signal, or missing piece
Translates the feedback — how your guides or higher self have been trying to get your attention
Resets the frequency — simple, grounded ways to re-align
Restores confidence — you leave feeling reconnected and ready to move again
“I booked this as a joke — but it was scarily accurate. Lauren pinpointed exactly why I felt disconnected and gave me the simplest reset that actually worked.”
— Alyssa, NJ
💌 How It Works
This is a prerecorded 30-minute intuitive session, delivered as a private video link within 7–10 days.
Each reading is done when the energy feels clearest — so the insight comes through cleanly.
When you book, you’ll share:
Your full name + birth date (to center your energy in the reading)
One question or area of frustration — the thing you’d like to troubleshoot with Spirit.
I’ll tune in, run your Spirit Guide Check-In, and record your reading when the timing aligns best.
🪩 No live call required — just your permission and intention.
Important Disclaimer
This is sacred work. These readings are spiritual guidance and cannot replace professional advice in legal, medical, financial, or psychological matters. By booking you acknowledge services are not offered as a substitute for clinical mental health care and assume sole responsibility for any decisions made after receiving your reading.
Delivery & Communication: All readings are delivered via private video link. I serve as a vessel for spirit and any messages that come through are reflections of your own inner wisdom and light, not personal communication between us.
Energy Exchange: These prices reflect the energetic investment required to create a clear, sacred space for your reading - including field clearing, calling in your spiritual team, and channeling guidance and intuitive connection through my sacred vessel.
No Refunds: This is a one-time energy exchange. By purchasing, you agree that you are seeking spiritual guidance and consent to this investment.
By purchasing a session or service with me, you are agreeing to the following terms:
○ You are over 18 years of age.
○ You understand and consent to the Liability Waiver.
Liability Waiver:
Sessions, services, events and workshops provided by Lauren B are not intended to diagnose, treat or cure in lieu of a licensed medical, legal, or mental-health professional. You understand that these services are not offered as a substitute for clinical mental health care. You should understand that Lauren B is not acting as a medical professional. You understand all sessions and services are for spiritual and entertainment purposes. It is not advised to replace any advice given during services, sessions, or otherwise as a replacement for that of a licensed and/or trained professional, and any advice given is meant to be used at the discretion of the client. Lauren B is in no way responsible for any actions a client has taken before, during, or after services or sessions are provided.
You hereby release, waive, acquit and forever discharge Lauren B, any agents, successors, assigns, personal representatives, executors, heirs and employees from every claim, suit action, demand or right to compensation for damages claimed or that you may have arising out of your own acts or omissions or acts and omissions as a result of any advice given otherwise resulting from the relationship contemplated by this agreement. You further declare and represent that no promise, inducement or agreement not expressed in this agreement has been made.
I have read this waiver of liability, and I understand its terms, also I understand that I am giving up substantial rights, including my right to sue. I acknowledge that I am signing this agreement freely and voluntarily and intend my purchase to be a complete and unconditional release of liability to the greatest extent allowed by law.
Lauren B has the right to refuse or decline service, at any time. By purchasing a session or service, you are agreeing to these terms.
A 30-minute prerecorded intuitive troubleshooting session for when the vibes are weird and your guides have gone suspiciously quiet.
Ever feel like Spirit left you on read? Like the universe was sending signs, and then suddenly… static?
“WTF, Spirit?!” is your cosmic tech-support call — part diagnostic, part pep talk, part gentle roast from your higher self.
We’ll explore what’s really happening behind the glitch — whether it’s burnout in disguise, crossed wires with your team, or a deeper shift asking you to tune in differently.
Along the way, I’ll do a Spirit Guide Check-In to see who’s reaching out, how they support you, the lessons they’re helping you learn, and how to communicate with them better.
Because sometimes the message isn’t missing — it’s just trying to come through on a new frequency.
You’ll finish with clarity, giggles, and grounded guidance to help reset your connection.
✨ What It Does
Diagnoses the block — energy leak, wrong timeline, confusing signal, or missing piece
Translates the feedback — how your guides or higher self have been trying to get your attention
Resets the frequency — simple, grounded ways to re-align
Restores confidence — you leave feeling reconnected and ready to move again
“I booked this as a joke — but it was scarily accurate. Lauren pinpointed exactly why I felt disconnected and gave me the simplest reset that actually worked.”
— Alyssa, NJ
💌 How It Works
This is a prerecorded 30-minute intuitive session, delivered as a private video link within 7–10 days.
Each reading is done when the energy feels clearest — so the insight comes through cleanly.
When you book, you’ll share:
Your full name + birth date (to center your energy in the reading)
One question or area of frustration — the thing you’d like to troubleshoot with Spirit.
I’ll tune in, run your Spirit Guide Check-In, and record your reading when the timing aligns best.
🪩 No live call required — just your permission and intention.
Important Disclaimer
This is sacred work. These readings are spiritual guidance and cannot replace professional advice in legal, medical, financial, or psychological matters. By booking you acknowledge services are not offered as a substitute for clinical mental health care and assume sole responsibility for any decisions made after receiving your reading.
Delivery & Communication: All readings are delivered via private video link. I serve as a vessel for spirit and any messages that come through are reflections of your own inner wisdom and light, not personal communication between us.
Energy Exchange: These prices reflect the energetic investment required to create a clear, sacred space for your reading - including field clearing, calling in your spiritual team, and channeling guidance and intuitive connection through my sacred vessel.
No Refunds: This is a one-time energy exchange. By purchasing, you agree that you are seeking spiritual guidance and consent to this investment.
By purchasing a session or service with me, you are agreeing to the following terms:
○ You are over 18 years of age.
○ You understand and consent to the Liability Waiver.
Liability Waiver:
Sessions, services, events and workshops provided by Lauren B are not intended to diagnose, treat or cure in lieu of a licensed medical, legal, or mental-health professional. You understand that these services are not offered as a substitute for clinical mental health care. You should understand that Lauren B is not acting as a medical professional. You understand all sessions and services are for spiritual and entertainment purposes. It is not advised to replace any advice given during services, sessions, or otherwise as a replacement for that of a licensed and/or trained professional, and any advice given is meant to be used at the discretion of the client. Lauren B is in no way responsible for any actions a client has taken before, during, or after services or sessions are provided.
You hereby release, waive, acquit and forever discharge Lauren B, any agents, successors, assigns, personal representatives, executors, heirs and employees from every claim, suit action, demand or right to compensation for damages claimed or that you may have arising out of your own acts or omissions or acts and omissions as a result of any advice given otherwise resulting from the relationship contemplated by this agreement. You further declare and represent that no promise, inducement or agreement not expressed in this agreement has been made.
I have read this waiver of liability, and I understand its terms, also I understand that I am giving up substantial rights, including my right to sue. I acknowledge that I am signing this agreement freely and voluntarily and intend my purchase to be a complete and unconditional release of liability to the greatest extent allowed by law.
Lauren B has the right to refuse or decline service, at any time. By purchasing a session or service, you are agreeing to these terms.